Don't get me wrong, though, they're my friends and I love them BECAUSE they're assholes. So when my birthday crept around at the end of May and I complained that I didn't want to celebrate because there was too much going on already it's not quite that big of a surprise that I received the below as a gift.
How did Pete respond when he saw this gift? Well he thinks this is the best little pillow that he's ever seen. Why is there a picture of my boyfriend in his underwear riding a motorcycle? Because that's what dudes do when they "work on bikes" in the garage together (so I'm told).
And, for your viewing pleasure, I've included a close-up of the pillow below.