But more importantly ... THIS IS THE CLOSEST I WILL EVER GET TO ACTUALLY BEING DARIA, GUYS! I'm not joking. This has always been a dream of mine: to be rendered as a cynical cartoon. Let's also note that this is definitely the best my hair has looked in the last six months. Illustrated Me is fierce. Illustrated Pete is ... tall (his comment, not mine!). Illustrated Ernie is doing what Real Ernie does when he's not barking at imaginary noises in the house. This entire drawing is spot-on.
Thank you, ladies. You make me want to have a more polished home and hair style.